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Communities, tools and platforms I built and run. Pick one and have a look around.
CommunityGenX AllianceThe free home for Gen X online. Forum, arcade, watch parties.
EventGXA Party HouseOne night, one online house, free to get in. Dec 31, 2026 at 8 PM Eastern.
NewsletterThe Detention SlipThe newsletter, with every past issue.
Free guideThe Lost Money ScoutOfficial places to search for money with your name on it, with plain step-by-step instructions. Free.
Free toolTagged MemoriesWrite the story behind a family heirloom and print it as a QR sticker that goes right on the thing. Free.
Veteran guideYou Earned TheseVet Benefits You Didn't Know About: a state-by-state guide to benefits veterans often miss.
Free toolsKick the PitchCheck a make-money offer before it checks your wallet. A scorecard, a hype detector and a calculator, free.
PlatformWizbang SitesFinished websites you make your own, no coding.
ServiceVetWebDevSix kinds of site for veterans, with a veteran discount every month.
PlatformOwnLarkYour own creator hub: store, memberships, bookings and courses.
PlatformSplitPartnerSell products with partners and split every sale automatically.
Just for funWardrive ReplayYour wardrive, replayed as a retro arcade game. Your file never leaves your device.
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Everybody wants followers. We'd like to know why.
The Unfollowology Institute is a completely made-up research organization studying why perfectly capable adults keep taking instructions from people they've never met. I built it. The research is fake. The point isn't.
- Memo 014A course that teaches you how to sell the course is a course about the course.
- Memo 027If a search engine can answer it for free, the $497 version is a tax on not searching.
- Memo 031Subjects who closed the app reported no measurable loss.
A parody site by SAMX. No real institute, faculty or studies. There's a newsletter sign-up at the end, and it tells you that's what it is.
Instrument 7-B · Pocket assessmentN = you
Answer honestly. The Institute is not watching. That's sort of the point.
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